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  1. Thief Steals Cell Phone, Owner Text Messages Offering Money in Exchange. Thief: OK!!
  2. Rule number 1: Leave your blow in the car when going to city hall.
  3. If you break into a liqour store, make sure you can break back out when you're done
  4. Ex-Inmate's Costume Sparks Jail Lockdown
  5. Smell of pizza leads deputy to suspects
  6. Teen Broke Into Home To Watch Porn
  7. Naked man arrested after pulling awl from rectum
  8. Man Uses Bug Story to Make Women Disrobe
  9. Thief caught after getaway car runs out of fuel
  10. Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin
  11. 7 year-old in armed Lego heist
  12. Video captures man giving the how to's on car stealing
  13. Bingo-playing grandma guilty in pot case
  14. Boy fatally shot after egging SUV
  15. Jealous hubby branded bride's bum
  16. Float Driver in Parade Charged With DUI
  17. Woman allegedly steals ID for inmate sex
  18. Mannequin fetishist could get life
  19. Woman tried to use tampon to smuggle weapon
  20. Glens Falls resident gets 4 years in prison for stealing money from Curtis Lumber Co.
  21. Thieves Steal GPS Devices...But Never Turned Them Off...
  22. Police use stun guns on greased, naked student
  23. ‘McMissile’ moment lands mother in jail
  24. Text Messages Land Teacher in Hot Water
  25. Man swiped 1,500 women's undies
  26. Woman gets DUI — for horseback ride
  27. Orange-haired suspect caught in salon
  28. Animal control officer accused of misusing badge
  29. Ex-Coke secretary sentenced to 8 years
  30. Give me all the cash — and your number, baby!
  31. Man Pays $4.88 for Plasma TV at Wal-Mart
  32. Mom sentenced for posing as son's wife
  33. Van was rocking, police were knocking
  34. Thief Steals Bike, Lists It On Craigslist, Owner Finds Listing
  35. Foiled Burglar Loses Clothes in Tussle
  36. Fake Firefighter Showed Up at Disasters
  37. Woman drives stolen car to courthouse
  38. Bank robber wrote holdup note on own check
  39. Accused Mugger Licks Woman's Toes
  40. Phony obituary trips up sentencing
  41. Teen shoots himself in leg at McDonald's
  42. Inmates go on sausage 'temper tantrum'
  43. Cops charged with stealing snacks
  44. Dozy bank robber in Cyprus falls asleep on the job
  45. Drunk man gets trapped in ex's chimney
  46. Man calls Feds about his lost cocaine
  47. When at Victoria's Secret, it is illegal to ask a teenage girl to model a bra for you
  48. Men break into building full of police
  49. Someone's swiping toilet paper
  50. "Burglar" turns out to be drunk neighbor
  51. Mooning police led to Watts activist DNA rape link
  52. Ex-Trooper In Porn Star Incident Indicted
  53. Man Attacks Inflatable Ghosts, Pumpkin
  54. Dentist Claims Breast Rubs Appropriate
  55. Man texting while driving hits train
  56. New requirements for entry into nursing homes, must be beaten with hammer!
  57. In his defense he wasn't driving this time.
  58. Deputy says speeder tried to beat curfew (Another story from Florida!)
  59. Mrs. Robinson arrested after teen beer party
  60. Fort Edward man jailed after head-butting officer
  61. Coach accused of exposing buttocks at girls soccer game
  62. From Danbury, Conn - Police station no place to smoke weed
  63. Man arrested after reporting pot theft
  64. Police cite man for watching porn in car
  65. Nude man accused of causing I-95 crashes
  66. Thieves Lose Car In Parking Lot, Ask Cops For Help
  67. Ga. man tries to deposit fake $1M bill
  68. Hmmmm. Something's different about you
  69. Man accused of swiping blow-up dolls
  70. Dubya Cyber Twits
  71. There's easier ways to get out of jury duty...
  72. Icelandic teen prank calls White House
  73. Angry truck driver tries to tow cop car
  74. Fire Chief accused of drunk fire truck racing
  75. Danbury, Conn. Woman accused of groping mall Santa
  76. Open you X-mas gift early and you may get stabbed!
  77. Woman accused of wiping her nose on police officer's shirt
  78. Police chief canned for stealing firefighters' beer
  79. A corpse, a check, a bizarre NYC crime
  80. So, that's where the money came from?
  81. Family discount*: Gas for 1/10th cent per gallon
  82. Man accused of soiling laundry room
  83. Coroner Stole Gift Cards From Dead Woman
  84. Conn. man tries to sell pot online
  85. Grandma allegedly hides cocaine in bra
  86. Seatbelts for beer....not kid
  87. You mean I wasn't supposed to get 20's?
  88. Meth deposited in ATM, woman jailed
  89. Childhood Prank Taken To Dangerous Level
  90. Alleged Serial 911 Caller Made More Than 27,000 Calls
  91. Man drives stolen car to police station
  92. That'll teach him to tinkle outside
  93. Police say woman cheated bottle deposit
  94. Restaurant cook accused of putting hair in a steak
  95. Alleged store robber leaves his W-2 form
  96. Cops: Teen tried to steal cruiser's gas
  97. Man gets 30 days' jail for taco theft
  98. Fast Food Cook accused of spitting on fan's burger
  99. Burglar nabbed playing dead at funeral parlor
  100. Driver climbs on roof of van, crashes then runs around naked
  101. Drug dealer arrested after calling police to report robbery
  102. Texas man trying to cash $360 billion check arrested
  103. Officer Detects ‘Odor of Chocolate' From Suspect's Mouth
  104. Pa. women robbed of purses show police suspect's photo
  105. Man accused of handing pot to court security
  106. Woman accused of biting off hubby's fingertip
  107. Robber pretended to be clerk to steal cash
  108. Police hunt for robbers wearing thongs as masks UPDATE Thong bandits caught
  109. Best Fake ID. Ever.
  110. Dutch man injures posterior in mooning accident
  111. Video - Man in penis costume 'streaks' at Saratoga Springs graduation UPDATE Arrested for stealing a truck
  112. Man charged for having pants undone in park
  113. Don't want to pay for that meal, fake a heart attack
  114. Man gets jail time for selling library books
  115. Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
  116. Cranky man shoots lawn mower for not starting
  117. Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos
  118. School board trustee accused of ketchup theft
  119. Man tried to buy McDonald's meal with pot
  120. Angry airline passenger flings foot powder
  121. Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex
  122. Fake cop busted after pulling over real cop
  123. Bank robber threatens to complain after finding no cash
  124. Rapper gets 20 years after writing shooting song
  125. Priest gets probation for jogging nude at track
  126. How not to steal an ATM
  127. Man tries to go home for holidays....by fire truck
  128. When robbing a bank do not leave your pay stub behind
  129. Man tries to fool cops by calling 911 during stop
  130. After you destroy your ex's house do not put pictures of the damage on your MySpace page
  131. Woman being arrested faked going into labor.... and being pregnant!!
  132. School bus liquor-store run gets cops' attention
  133. 'Joba-The-Not' charged with impersonating Yankee
  134. Landlord removes toilet, tub and other items to get tenant to move
  135. Help!! They robbed my pot!
  136. Try to steal 91 lobsters, and a bored writer will use as many puns as possible. That's the LAW
  137. Bank robbery suspect took a wrong turn into police station. With a magic marker beard drawn on his face.
  138. Protip: If you ask the cops to examine your laptop because you suspect your ex-boyfriend used it to search for kiddy pr0n, make sure to delete those videos of you getting it on with a beagle named Toby
  139. Woman calls it a week after getting three DUIs in six days
  140. Sheboygan inmates scuffle over 'The Office'
  141. Stripping in front of cops will not keep them from arresting you for shoplifting
  142. Man has sex with horse for second time & gets 3 years in jail
  143. ‘Car pool’ commuter nabbed with mannequin
  144. Man With Toy Gun Shot Dead by Police
  145. Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her..... Yup That.