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- The Burqini: Muslim women's answer to the bikini
- New record: Man rides stationary bike for 85 hours
- Man's cell phone apparently sets him ablaze
- UK News Anchor reveals Co-Worker's Affair...Live on the air...
- Embryo Rescued from Katrina Flood Born...and Named Noah...
- Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts
- Unhappy as a boy, Kim became youngest ever transsexual at 12
- Flagpole Repairman Killed By Flagpole. (Yes, there's flagpole repairmen.)
- House of Filth: 66 pets found in Michigan home; 'at least two inches of feces' covered interior...
- Mysterious ice chunk smashes car
- Grandfather fights 16-foot snake to free grandson
- Snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face
- Car Accident Caused by Trash...INSIDE the Car...
- Ladies...didn't get what you wanted for Valentine's Day? Here's one way to react...
- Man watching porn surprised when neighbor breaks in trying to save screaming woman...
- Idaho firefighters arrive at burning house; find owner naked, covered in Magic Marker
- Mummified body found in front of blaring TV
- U.S. senior tourists break mugger’s neck
- Bridge may be named for young crash victim
- The Idiot and the Dummy.
- Man who shot burglar learns later it was his grandson who was there to steal his alcohol
- Sending poop to someone whon't get you in trouble if it's your first offense...
- Illegal or not, judge rules that man who had sex with girlfriend's dead dog in front of a daycare will face trial for something, dammit
- Not News: Teen buys porn. - Sort of news: Teen recognizes one of the stars. - Bonus: It's his 61-year-old uncle.
- Girl calls 911 on 'cheating' grandpa
- Humans caught 'crabs' from gorillas
- Missing 16-year-old found in home's cupboard...four months later...
- Fairies stop developers' bulldozers in their tracks
- Body overlooked in bustle of hurricane rebuilding
- Suspected drunk driver blames unicorn behind the wheel
- High school senior forced to hire attorney after teacher complains of sexual trauma after he mooned her
- Half-assed Liposuction Job Leaves Woman...well...Half-assed
- Man Relives Himself in Air Sickness Bag
- Teen killed at spot where friend died hours earlier
- Woman stopped wearing girdle of live crocodiles
- 20" rims? Cool. 40" rims? Retarded. (pics broken)
- World's tallest man ties knot
- Coyote a cool customer at Chicago sandwich shop
- A roller coaster ride...where it is illegal to scream
- Firefighter caught in bikini...
- Lawmaker wants baking soda to be sold behind counter
- 18 Foot Python Found Dead...In the Middle of the Road...In England...
- Thousands of rabbits block highway traffic after wreck
- Teen pockets $25,000 in texting contest
- Woman Googles her fiance, finds him on America's Most Wanted; turns him in
- Man severely burned while sucking gasoline out of his car....with a vacuum
- Groom too drunk to wed, so brother steps in, takes bride
- Teacher steals coat from 8 year old and places it on eBay - boy's mother finds it on there...
- Group Wants Congress to Adopt 5-Day Weekend...No, Seriously...
- Cat too scary for Canadian mail carriers
- Doctor finds spiders in ear of boy with earache
- Sketch released HAHAHAHAHHA of kidnapping HAHAHAHAHAHA suspect... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Bum who slept in dumpster and got tossed into a garbage truck SUING sanitation company...ARRESTED for punching 70-year-old in the face
- Workers rescued from giant vat of fish feces
- Laura Bush admits she skipped her graduation ceremony. The speaker at the time? "some guy named George Bush..."
- Don't just stand there, bust a move...er...neck...
- Woman survives ‘internal decapitation’
- Deep-sea booty! $500 million in coins found UPDATE Spain sues over shipwreck booty
- Castle for sale: 40 rooms, 7 turrets, fully finished dungeon
- Hawaii firm to sell land that won't exist for 10,000 years
- Artist unveils $98M diamond skull
- California man tops Kobayashi's hot dog record
- Wheelchair user taken on wild 50-mph ride
- Inventor of McDonald's French Fries and Cheese Whiz Dies...of a Heart Attack...
- Roller coaster scare leaves riders hanging
- Women behind bars: Skittles, Crystal Light as makeup
- Reporter confronts man who raided her panty drawer...on television...
- Seattle May Ban Microwave Popcorn...no, really...
- Baby monitor tunes in to space mission
- 100 Katrina Victims Still Await Burial
- One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond
- Woman content living in 84-sq. ft. dream home
- Florida Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balcony
- "Get out - your cleavage is distracting me..."
- Cat plays furry grim reaper at nursing home
- Gator found in pillowcase on NY beach
- Ill. town tries to ketchup to record
- 32,000 quarters leak onto Wis. roads
- Pencil removed from woman's head
- Woman sells ashes of husband's first wife
- We'll take the "Mystery Box"... OH JESUS CHRIST
- Not So Fast: E-Z Pass Data Used To Catch Cheaters
- Have they tried washing her beak with soap?
- Missing skinny dipper found under N.Y. pier
- The same soothing powder that prevents swampass may also prevent California from falling into the ocean
- Woman finds bird trapped in car grille
- Gambler complains of urine-soaked seat
- Not the topless car wash they expected
- British performer's penis gets stuck to hoover
- Drug Dealer Tarred and Feathered, with pic
- Exposed: Digital camera blonde who became Facebook phenomenon is an X-rated model
- Advertisements for home loans target older citize...OH MY GOD MY EYES!!
- Boys Setting Cockroaches On Fire Burn Down Grandparents' Home
- Salty burger lands mum in jail
- The Great China Buffet Crusher
- Man claims dry burp flawed breath test
- Man injects love interest with blood
- Man builds guillotine to kill himself
- Woman gored by deer at hunting preserve
- Sniff squad seeks objectionable odors
- Phone ban for squeaky customer
- "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
- A mermaid's tale
- Seattle Trolley Line Has Acronym: SLUT
- Student sleeps through his smoke alarm...while his bed was on fire
- Passenger 'has bath' on plane
- Man finds human leg in smoker UPDATE Custody dispute over leg to be settles on 'Judge Mathis'
- Angry man accused of sawing home in half
- Animal Shelter Worker Accused Of Sex With Dog
- Woman left in CT scanner after clinic closes
- Artist can only draw asleep
- Sixty pint beer binge leads to four-week hangover
- Pa. man skips stone a record 51 times
- New world record in 'ear-lifting'
- When sitting in court, please turn off your cell phone ringer - especially if the ringtone is the sound of a woman having an orgasm
- Boy, 6, tries to drive to Applebees
- Tongues
- Best Come Back Line Ever
- Pepsi, Coke rivalry becomes physical
- A third ear for art
- Mother of Missing Toddler: They hate me 'cause I'm hot
- New Face of Vandalism?
- NYC woman finds python in the toilet
- Wal-Mart worker 'fingered' in oval table
- Mothers Against Drunk Drivers Against Mothers Against Illegal Aliens
- Hey kids! Check out my Dumbledore tattoo? What - he's gay?
- Man found laying on floor of bathroom stall...with his pants down and spooning a blow-up doll
- Couple dead serious about selling house
- New Dora the Explorer toy... notice anything?
- Woman claims pet-sitter made her pig fat
- The Really truly Hillary Gallery
- Texas town put on sale on eBay for $2.5 million UPDATE Sells for $3.8M
- Woman takes out ad to sell breast milk
- New Suck-Ass drug
- Girl with 8 limbs to undergo surgery UPDATE Surgery is a success
- Man whom mother thought dead & cremated shows up
- 12-gauge shotgun to remove lug nut?
- Cows flee after seeing McDonald's
- Disney would appreciate it if people would stop spreading the ashes of loved ones around their parks
- Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting
- Vintage Jack Daniel's may be tossed
- Flight path stains irk Wis. residents
- Squirrels briefly kill power in 2 cities
- Masterpiece found in trash sells for $1 million
- Man 'attempted sex with fence' in London park
- For sale: Defunct Wisconsin bridge, $1
- 48 year old posing as 18 year old tries to get with middle-aged woman posing as 18 year old kills actual 22 year old rival...or something.
- Road kill for Christmas?
- Lottery Winner Could Lose $1 Million Prize UPDATE He gets to keep the money
- Ringtone angers judge, entire courtroom jailed
- 48 year-old man was kicked out of the homeless shelter he was staying in because he found a job. A job ringing a bell for the Salvation Army at $20 a day.
- Airline advertises MILF flights!!
- Wedding ring deflects bullet during robbery
- Man in Guinness for getting hit by car
- 7 Unbelievable Genetic Accidents
- Police Killed Our Pot Plants
- Man drinks liter of vodka at airport line
- Guns N' Roses karaoke prompts teacher's police call
- Thank God it's not Friday?
- Police Reward Good Drivers With Coffee
- Tattooed privates prove not so private - UPDATE: Doctor Fired
- Blue man leaves Oregon in search of acceptance
- Texas "pole tax" will add five bucks to a strip joint visit, with most of the proceeds going to help victims of rape. Wait, what?
- Two brothers drown after jumping in river without knowing how to swim. Family wants warning signs posted.
- Oregon Man Known as a Joker 'Sends' Holiday Greetings From Afterlife
- Girl Gets Bizarre Surprise Instead of iPod
- Not News: Men Shot with .357 Magnum...News: Tracing it for a tattoo pattern
- Mock funerals give 'dearly departed' new outlook on life
- Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO
- Sex toy triggers bomb scare in Sweden
- 2007 Darwin Award winners announced
- I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore!
- Human Tongue Accidentally Served Up in Hospital
- Rescuers free boy stuck in washer
- Dead body left in apartment for 8 years
- After hospital stay, woman unpacks her belongings and finds her miscarried fetus
- Cops to 70 year old woman: You won't water your lawn? That's a handcuffin'.
- Violinist falls, fracturing million-dollar fiddle
- Man dies in cake-eating contest
- Newborn survives fall through train toilet
- Have you ever sat on the toilet so long that your legs fell asleep? This woman has you beat!! UPDATE BF may be charged
- House for sale: Non-earthlings welcome
- Court convicts bear of stealing honey
- Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept
- Woman sues Tampa for an unpaid $299.58 promissory note. From 1861. With interest.
- Illinois-shaped corn flake for sale UPDATE corn flake sells for $1,350
- Man's life in Australia for sale online
- (UK) Bank customers queue round the block as cash machine pays out DOUBLE their money
- Woman discovers that hiding her car keys in her vagina is not an effective way to avoid DUI (UK)
- Stingray Jumps Out of Water Killing Woman in Boat
- breast enhanced tattoo
- Man shoots wife while installing satellite TV system
- Malaysian woman sues husband over lost virginity
- Comcast Testing Embedded Cameras in your Living Room
- Stranded teenager rescued from baby swing
- 'I check their underpants to ensure there is only one penis'
- No hostages, only birds at Wards Road Wal-Mart
- Nude charity calendar ends up costing moms
- My Former Nursing Instuctor
- The 8-Year-old Divorcee
- 16-pound tumor removed from girl's face
- Calgary quadruplets color-coded for easy identification
- 3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
- Tuxedo-clad drunk on mower
- wrong hole dear...........
- 9-year-old girl's twin is found inside her stomach
- Nude maid accused of really cleaning up
- Inventor of the Pringles can is buried in a Pringles can
- Chemical plant accident creates a release of gas cloud - a cloud of laughing gas
- Video - Man feels fine after being shot in head by nailgun
- Street-sweeping truck sucks up, kills dog on leash
- Uninvited skunk causes stink aboard airliner
- Teen decapitated at Six Flags over Georgia
- Politician who urged public to "hug teenage thugs" is badly beaten up... by a teenage thug
- Woman, 91, stuck under car for two days
- Some Orlando Stores To Charge For Use Of Shopping Carts
- Woman kills husband with pull-out couch
- Major search-and-rescue operation called off when the victims turned out to be two large inflatable penguins
- Theather marquee changover from "Hancock" to "The Dark Knight" goes horribly wrong
- Man missing and presumed dead in flood 32 years ago gets a second opinion, has status upgraded to "Alive"
- Best traffic enforcement camera photo you'll see all day
- Man calls 911 after Subway left sauce off sandwich, Another stupid person calling 911
- Family learns of man's hospital death five days after
- Iowa man cited after botched attempt to neuter dog
- Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer
- Sasquatch hunters claim hairy corpse is Bigfoot - UPDATE: Surprise, it was a hoax.
- Man buys Chevy with small change
- Australian plea for 'ugly' women
- Country singer Pat Green asks for cold one, gets knocked out cold
- Standing Stiff-ly
- Police Arrest Ninja Team That Targeted Drug Dealers
- That candy bar you are eating is probably six months old
- Man given the heart from a suicide victim marries the donor's widow, then kills himself in exactly the same way
- The World's most trashed Apartment.
- Mama's Milk Ice Cream Cone anyone??
- Chef dies after eating 'superhot' chilli for bet
- Woman drinks bat filtered coffee
- '666' road sign thefts bedeviling roadways
- Human skeleton sells at auction for $500
- Man shoots own arm after being denied sex
- 16 year old mushroom stamps girl
- 'Smoot' measurement reaches new heights at MIT
- Eighth grader texts nude picture of herself to 13-year-old boy. Boy arrested on charges of being a filthy, filthy boy who received child pornography from the helpless victim
- Flipper attacks boaters
- eBay buyer faces libel action after leaving negative feedback
- Three people caught skinny dipping and arrested for indecent exposure. The two men are found guilty. The woman is found not guilty. Her junk was put away neatly.
- Chimp on Segway
- Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
- Don't Mess With Old Ladies in Texas!
- Spam Turns Serious and Hormel Turns Out More
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