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- The Killer Tortoise
- Two-headed kitten born
- Oooopsy!
- Planned Parenthood offering gift certificates, the perfect X-mas gift for your whore daughter, girlfriend or wife
- Three KFC employees in hot water for dip in restaurant's sink
- Firemen and animal control officers try to rescue plastic owl
- Sheboygan staged shootout turns a bit too real
- Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied; UPDATE: Children removed from their home.
- 'Grinch' tickets Santa as he delivers toys
- small foot growing inside the brain of 3-day-old Sam Esquibel
- That's a lotta "J's"!
- Jail shut after cops discover recliners in cells
- 5-cent IRS bill, 4-cent refund
- MC, you'll like this one! - 139 year old baseball card found
- What worse than hanging upside down from a ski lift? Having your ass on the internet hanging upside down from a ski lift.
- Tot Tumbler
- New federal law coming into effect soon will ban children from school libraries unless certain books are pulled from shelves
- Sammy the Cat - send him a postcard!
- School Seeks To Forfeit 100-0 Girls BB Win
- Porn interrupts Super Bowl broadcast in Tucson
- Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina
- Insurance company seeks bright, committed 20-somethings for part-time positions in sales and management. Only Capricorns, Tauruses, Aquariuses, Aries, and Leos need apply
- Sixteen-year-old boy undergoes sex change operation after "dreaming of being a girl since age 2"
- We only employ workers born under specific star signs, says insurance company (UK)
- If someone leaves a large number of sex toys outside a house do you, C) rename your street "Dildo Boulevard" ?
- Man unable to kick girlfriend out of his house thanks to restraining order
- Jungle Love
- Can't prove that you didn't litter? That's a $750 fine.
- Man spends two years assembling 18,000 piece jigsaw puzzle
- Helicopter stops play in cricket match
- Real Slow News Day in NC: Coke Can Survives 300 Mile Trip On Bumper
- Bank error in your favor, collect $1.13 billion.
- Actual headline: Deputy about to take a bathroom break at a Md. gas station smells crack, arrests suspect
- You know times are tough when someone breaks into your house just to do a load of laundry
- Topless Cafe
- World's Most Pierced Woman: 6,005 and Counting
- Man dies after "guzzling" Viagra during 12-hour threesome
- Illinois mystery: Placentas found in sewage system
- British Parents Complain New One-Armed TV Host Is Scaring Their Kids
- Siegfried and Roy perform with tiger in final show
- Math fans celebrate Square Root Day
- Do Not Hide An Engagement Ring In A Frosty And Then Hold An Eating Contest
- Tugboat captain survives 70 minutes in frigid water after falling overboard while taking a pee
- Beer Bottle Dominos
- If you want to call in sick, don't text your boss and say that you fell in a hole. Search and Rescue will not be amused
- Man is outraged that a woman was allowed to be a judge on a beer-tasting panel. "Let me be clear, women are fine at picking out drapes"
- NJ mulls ban on genital waxing
- Las Vegas man stung over 2,000 times by "killer" bees expected to survive. You've got to bee kidding me.
- 66-year-old has more than 1,200 gnomes in her garden. It's about time to say "gnome-ore."
- Woman turns husband hunt into art project
- Maryland lawmakers may remove offensive phrases like "Northern scum" from official state song. Residents of New Jersey fail to see problem.
- This article has everything, pirates, porn, and Roman Catholic Priests cursing shop owners.
- SC exhumes 7 foot tall body rumored cut to fit in six foot coffin
- Man urinates on woman during flight........doesn't even offer the free bag of peanuts!
- "There's no reason to stop interacting online simply because you're dead." Wait, what?
- My 11-year-old son hanged himself after becoming addicted to energy drinks, claims father
- When watching a porn DVD named "Affairs with Others' Wives", don't be surprised to see your wife starring in it
- 75-year-old granny has "designer vagina" operation to improve her sex life
- 4 bodies left behind in vacant funeral home - UPDATE: Funeral Director Claims the Bodies Aren't His
- NYC Car Ticketed Repeatedly With Dead Body Inside
- Contractor in such a hurry to foreclose on a house they board it up with the resident still inside
- Israeli Woman Throws Out Mattress With $1M in it
- Police shoot, kill schizophrenic man for threatening himself with knives.
- All Kinds Of FAIL All Rolled Into One
- Oh, baby!
- Coach Fired After Parents Drink Beers - MD sucks
- Verizon refuses to turn on phone to locate customer for Sheriff unless Sheriff pays overdue bill.
- Sludge in the Garden.....Sheeeeeeit!
- Conan Says Only Difference Between Chubby Hubby and Hubby Hubby is EXTRA NUTS!
- The Original RED HAT SOCIETY?
- Ben Stiller Milkshake
- Hopkins student kills intruder with samurai sword, police say
- Ned Calls Time Warner re: Gay & Lesbian Channel
- Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
- Egyptian lawmakers want to ban fake hymen
- Let's ask this guy how much he loves nationalized healthcare...
- LA man arrested in death of his unborn child
- Wooden Spoon Bopping
- 'Our unborn baby looks like Michael Jackson!'
- Turkey Testicle Festival
- Video - Mailman forgets to put truck in park... With surprising results.
- Fla. Gov. sent callers to telephone sex line
- Hannah Montana doll drops the F-bomb?
- World’s smallest mom -28 inch tall Stacey Herald
- Ice Fishin' Canuckian Style -- Ay!
- Ukelele Boy
- Cops: N.C. woman lay dead in bed for 8 months
- Public Health Etiquette
- 69 Year-Old Walmart Greeter Punched By Customer Gets Fired
- The Beaver Gets A New Name
- Amazing Dolphins
- Prank goes awry when coach hits blindfolded shot
- Bacon Is Better Than Viagra: Argentine President
- Child porn and rape victim, 19, seeks restitution from downloaders
- Miley Cyrus' 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids
- Jimmy Kimmel's Toyota Ad
- If You Were a Billionaire for Five Hours
- Muslim woman strangled by her burkha in freak go-kart accident
- Having a bad day?
- District took 56,000 images on student laptops
- A teacher gets her stolen car back - a hell of a lot better than when it was stolen
- Dave's Dream Woman Found in Peru - Bedbound for 6 Months by Huge Breasts
- Ahem, you FARTED!
- THE BEST AIR RACE PILOT EVER!!!
- Hood Ornament
- Just in time to ruin your weekend, California strip clubs are no longer allowed to cash welfare checks
- No Arms, No Legs, No Worries!
- Car full of 'zombies' crashes; witnesses alarmed by 'undead'
- Homeless man breaks into abandoned bar, begins selling alcohol
- The Dark Side prevails? Darth Vader holds up Long Island bank
- Alaska angler wins epic struggle with monster halibut
- Nicest Canadian couple in world dole out lottery winnings
- Man Forced to Eat Own Beard in Financial Transaction Gone Awry
- NSFW - Shane
- Oh my...........
- Facebook Party Gets Out Of Control After German Girl Forgets Privacy Setting
- Women flock to take horse-semen shots
- Hubby claims wife raped by 'invisible man'
- Woman Dies After Injecting Hot Beef Fat into Face
- Transgender woman arrested after injecting Fix-A-Flat into patient’s rear end
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