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MedicCook
12-05-2007, 01:43 AM
Man accused of swiping blow-up dolls

MADISON, Wis. -- A man accused of stealing several blow-up dolls from an adult novelty store says the burglary was a "drunken, stupid thing."

A criminal complaint filed in Dane County says Jose Sandoval, 26, of DeForest, smashed through the front door at Naughty Novelties in Burke last month and stole a talking love doll with a $270 price tag, along with other dolls and items.

Video surveillance tape gave investigators a look at the car outside the novelty shop, which they pulled over about ten days later.

The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=644426&category=Strange%20News&BCCode=STRANGENEWS&newsdate=12/4/2007

Thomas the Solitary
12-05-2007, 04:01 AM
This story could have been sooo much better.
If someone was making it up.

Like the talking doll was found in his passenger seat.

MedicCook
12-05-2007, 04:11 AM
What kind of guy breaks into an adult store to steal a blow up doll?

Thomas the Solitary
12-05-2007, 04:30 AM
That's why it'd be a funny story. Imagine the back story...
There was something on Digg a while ago that I'll have to see if I can find. It was funny, and it sort of hooks into this concept.

But, in reality, like the kid said. It was a stupid drunken thing. Can't you think of a kid (19-22 or so) getting drunk and doing this? Probably laughed his ass off while doing it, too :)
at least, he did untill he sobered up.

MedicCook
12-05-2007, 04:44 AM
I wonder if he had used the doll also?

Thomas the Solitary
12-05-2007, 05:18 AM
Ew.