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MedicCook
01-09-2008, 07:28 PM
Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

HAYDEN, Idaho -- A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff's deputies arrived Saturday in this northern Idaho town. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

"It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. "He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn't bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad."

It was not immediately clear whether the man has a history of mental illness. Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand, citing patient confidentiality.

The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an angel is quoted as saying: "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink the wine of God's fury."

The book of Matthew also contains the passage: "And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."

Wolfinger said he didn't know which hand was amputated.

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=653662&category=Strange%20News&BCCode=STRANGENEWS&newsdate=1/9/2008

Donna
01-09-2008, 07:34 PM
we need a coo-coo clock icon..............:nuts:

MedicCook
01-09-2008, 07:42 PM
I think this is awsome. The fact that he did not pass out after cutting this hand off with a circular saw is pretty cool.

Donna
01-09-2008, 07:46 PM
I think this is awsome. The fact that he did not pass out after cutting this hand off with a circular saw is pretty cool.

I'm guessing his mental health mixed with his belief he was following Gods orders sustained him, <shrug> on a medical point though, you're right.....the shock shoulda put him right out.

MedicCook
01-09-2008, 07:53 PM
I wonder if he used a full size circular saw or one of the Dewalt cordless saws?

Donna
01-09-2008, 07:58 PM
I wonder if he used a full size circular saw or one of the Dewalt cordless saws?

i can't believe they left out that detail.......:doh:

MedicCook
01-09-2008, 08:04 PM
i can't believe they left out that detail.......:doh:

The other thing I wonder is did he put the hand on a plate in the microwave and did that microwave have the turn table in it.

Donna
01-09-2008, 08:10 PM
The other thing I wonder is did he put the hand on a plate in the microwave and did that microwave have the turn table in it.

I'm guessing either way, the fingers were overcooked

MedicCook
01-09-2008, 08:16 PM
I'm guessing either way, the fingers were overcooked

BBQ sauce or honey mustard?

LLL
01-09-2008, 10:55 PM
Pussy. A real man would have used a dull hacksaw. :hammer:

MedicCook
01-09-2008, 11:00 PM
I think it would be a great new add campaign for DeWalt.

Jimmerz
01-10-2008, 01:03 AM
I think this is awsome. The fact that he did not pass out after cutting this hand off with a circular saw is pretty cool.



yeah it takes brass fucking balls to do that shit and not pass out from the many diffrent things happening like loss of blood, the shocking aftermath of oh shit i really cut my hand off an im a retard moment, etc etc lol:rotflmao:

MedicCook
01-10-2008, 01:12 AM
yeah it takes brass fucking balls to do that shit

That's why he cut his hand off. If he put his balls in the microwave he would have ruined it.

Crystal
01-11-2008, 05:21 PM
That's more than just a retarded moment, LOL. Definetly takes a set of balls to do some shit like that though. Bet he was fucked up on some kind of drug.

MedicCook
01-11-2008, 05:27 PM
The drug of the Devil!! :cuckoo: