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MedicCook
02-26-2008, 02:16 AM
That'll teach him to tinkle outside
APPLETON, Wis. -- An apparently drunk man picked the wrong place to tinkle. Appleton police arrested the man Friday afternoon after he reportedly relieved himself in front of the police department.
The 40-year-old was cited for public urination and jailed on a probation violation.
A preliminary breath test indicated a blood-alcohol level four times the legal limit, police said.
http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=666722&category=Strange%20News&BCCode=STRANGENEWS&newsdate=2/25/2008
Thomas the Solitary
02-26-2008, 03:46 AM
Prolly did it on purpose.
MedicCook
02-26-2008, 03:55 AM
4 times the legal limit I doubt the guy knew he was even taking a piss.
Thomas the Solitary
02-26-2008, 04:02 AM
I had an alcoholic g/f once, #1.
I have to say that she knew what she was doing. She might not remember it in the morning, but at the time, she def. knew what she was doing.
Then again, she was an old alcoholic from way back, and could hold it well.
I don't know about this guy, or the general public.
A quick example:
We'd play rummy.
She'd get better the drunker she got.
I figured, she's weaving in the chair and drunk as all hell, she won't see me taking extra cards, etc. (cheating).
Oh, she did.
I don't think she remembered it in the morning, though.
Donna
02-26-2008, 08:10 AM
I had an alcoholic g/f once, #1.
I have to say that she knew what she was doing. She might not remember it in the morning, but at the time, she def. knew what she was doing.
Then again, she was an old alcoholic from way back, and could hold it well.
I don't know about this guy, or the general public.
A quick example:
We'd play rummy.
She'd get better the drunker she got.
I figured, she's weaving in the chair and drunk as all hell, she won't see me taking extra cards, etc. (cheating).
Oh, she did.
I don't think she remembered it in the morning, though.
was that me? :blink: :giggles:
Thomas the Solitary
02-27-2008, 02:06 AM
No, but close :)
she did have red hair. And she was a touch older than me.
And just plain hotter than hell.
Donna
02-27-2008, 08:11 AM
If I could remember every single place I peed outside and all the strange places, I could write a little bathroom book, pics included, :giggles: "To pee or not to pee........."
trojanmiro
02-27-2008, 10:28 AM
assume.08 is the legal limit there. .32 is extremely intoxicated. .4 is basically dead. some people have to be hospitalized with less then .3 i know cause i had a friend once who it happened too. lol. i would say he was borderline knowing what he was doing or not.
MedicCook
02-27-2008, 12:11 PM
It all vaires deoending on the person. Some people need to be hospitalized in the .2's.
Crystal
02-27-2008, 12:47 PM
I refuse to pee outside even when drunk. And i'm totally not with it when i'm drunk. Mike remember that time we went out and Amanda tried to get me to pee outside? I cried instead. :whistle::rotflmao:
I used to pee outside quite often while at college in Utica. The bathrooms in most of the bars weren't even fit for a guy to stand at.
Cutesunshine
02-27-2008, 01:54 PM
I'll pee where ever when I drink. I'll pee where ever when I'm sober too, I think.
Bill pee'd on a car in the watervliet price chopper parking lot once. got pulled over right after. He'll have to tell you the story, cause i wasnt around... I had already made it home when he got snagged.
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