BabyGirl
02-24-2005, 08:10 PM
Thursday's News in Brief
_ Ozzy Osbourne's son, Jack, had $382,000 in jewelry stolen from a suitcase on a flight from L.A. to London. Fortunately, his hair products were in his carry-on.
_ In another jet-set mishap, Whitney Houston fell ill on a flight to Paris and was rushed to a hospital because of severe vomiting caused by "gastroenteritis," which is the celebrity version of food poisoning.
_ Several black Florida lawmakers were sickened by reports that the state juvenile justice secretary showed the Chris Rock skit "How To Not Get Your A-- Kicked By The Police" to NAACP leaders.
_ About To Get His A--- Kicked By The Police is Master P's brother C-Murder. "Suffice it to say, I'm not pleased," Jefferson Parish Sheriff Harry Lee said after discovering C-Murder recorded his new rap album and video in jail. Lee only found out after The AP asked to interview Mr. Murder, who's charged with ... murder.
_ Speaking of which, Lindsay Lohan's dad threatened to do an "O.J. Simpson" on his family, according to his wife's divorce papers. "I'm going to enjoy it," Michael Lohan allegedly said.
_ We can't use "allegedly" in the same sentence as "J. Lo" any more: She finally admitted that she's married to Marc Anthony. After that Grammy performance, they have nothing to hide any more.
_ Ozzy Osbourne's son, Jack, had $382,000 in jewelry stolen from a suitcase on a flight from L.A. to London. Fortunately, his hair products were in his carry-on.
_ In another jet-set mishap, Whitney Houston fell ill on a flight to Paris and was rushed to a hospital because of severe vomiting caused by "gastroenteritis," which is the celebrity version of food poisoning.
_ Several black Florida lawmakers were sickened by reports that the state juvenile justice secretary showed the Chris Rock skit "How To Not Get Your A-- Kicked By The Police" to NAACP leaders.
_ About To Get His A--- Kicked By The Police is Master P's brother C-Murder. "Suffice it to say, I'm not pleased," Jefferson Parish Sheriff Harry Lee said after discovering C-Murder recorded his new rap album and video in jail. Lee only found out after The AP asked to interview Mr. Murder, who's charged with ... murder.
_ Speaking of which, Lindsay Lohan's dad threatened to do an "O.J. Simpson" on his family, according to his wife's divorce papers. "I'm going to enjoy it," Michael Lohan allegedly said.
_ We can't use "allegedly" in the same sentence as "J. Lo" any more: She finally admitted that she's married to Marc Anthony. After that Grammy performance, they have nothing to hide any more.