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She waddled into the room wearing clown make-up and a short leather dress so tight I could count the change in her purse. So tight that the writers were to busy drooling to finish this line, so I decided to play the knight to her Bishop and shake hands with her.

"Well, hello there" I quipped wittily as she grasped my hand and pumped like a gas station attendant on speed and Viagra.
"yes," she said, finally releasing my poor abused hand.
"So, what brings you to this side of Seedville?" I ask politely.
"You see, it's my husband. He's gone crazy again," she says oh so demurely.

Oh great, I think. It's going to be another one of *those* cases. Well, ...

Words cannot express it.
Photographs cannot capture it.
Microphones cannot hear it.
The blue wires tie me down
And scream for the Samuri Clown

Cut it off!
Cut it down!

Release me from the hell of the blue wire!

The Bushido Code lives on within the burned out hulk of the clown, downtrodden and ridiculed; thrown out into the alley onto the garbage pile of life.
Honor.
As he smears the white face paint over his gaunt, bony face he mentally recites the code of the Samurai Clown, refreshing his spirit to fight the blue wire one more day.
Squeezing the red rubber ball over his nose, he flexes his calves, the warm up to the micro controled muscular exercises known ...

I love the old International Correspondence Schools stuff.
I have a large collection.

Life is decent!

I tell you, nothing compares.

elipse pdt, kate, firefox, chrome, last.fm, and several small woodland creatures quivering in fear that are possibly grooving with a pict.
Ah yes. The late night to early morning hacking session.

I will figure out why the hell the quick reply box isn't working where the same thing works everywhere else.
How annoying.

Maybe it is the template file.

I hate when I can't find anything to post on here. I always attempt to make the things on here either interesting or post things that I think will be interesting to one or some of you guys, but right now I can't find any of those things.